Arrrr, mateys. The morrow is Talk Like a Pirate Day, one of my favorites. So I hope you’ll join me in salting up your lingo, raising some eyebrows, and maybe partaking in a tot or two of rum if ye be of that mind. No matter that I’m landlocked–tomorrow, I’m a pirate! Ahoy!
Well Shiver Me Timbers, It’s That Time Already!
Everyday Magic | M. E. Garber 
Arrrgh-gakkk – bloody parrot feathers!
Yarrr! And the mess they be making on th’ deck! There be a reason it’s called a poop deck.
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